Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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ive never actually been arrestedbut there was this one timeme and friends were in the city centre getting stoned out of our minds on white widow and some fellows in police uniforms appeared and chased us. the fact we were almost unable to stand didnt help our cause much and also just as i ran round the corner the trippyness of the bud kicked in and made my sprint a more enjoyable experience. Still managed to get away scott free. poor scott. we owe him so much.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:49, Reply)
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