Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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More of the same drunkardnessBut i'll carry on anyway. It was a glorious summers evening, perfect for a house party. My friend Abi had an unfinished and also very large house, looks like this could be fun. However by the time I got there (at about 7-8 ish) most of the people were completely pissed or high or just tired. Time goes, on then Some fool (incidently my best mate) downs a whole bottle of whisky, doesnt feel to good, ambulances get called and canceled (not by me) and some guy gets bottled and then someone else gets pushed through the back door (while it was closed). Then the police decide to turn up, and as about 2 people there were over 18 they weren't impressed.
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Paper Tiger, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 21:32,
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