Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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when i was youngme and a bunch of mates were walking down the road, when i waved at a passing police van and shouted "hello mr policeman"
the van pulled up in front of us and the police man took all our names and cautioned us for making rude gestures and swearing at police officers
bawstard
or what about the time i got booked on my first driving lesson for not having proper insurance
1 lesson + 6 points on liscence = not fun
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:23,
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