Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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another 'not me, but a mate' storywe decided to go to the local wetherspoons for a birthday drinking session for my mate.
Our mutal 'friend' (an utter twat) turns up to say hi, and buy him a drink, then has to dash, because he already had other plans (not that we minded).
he made it about 30ft from the pub, towards the local dive/nightclub, before being arrested for starting a fight.
Oh how we laughed...
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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:30,
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