Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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house partywent to a house party and all beign 16 got blind hammered on booze and started abusing the gay brothers that live next door, someone jumped ut a second story window we threw waterbombs out onto thee road, all good fun. polcie area car turns up. luigths go out then a search light coems uopto bedroom window "can somoone come ot the window please!" "spmeopne come to the window". we all lie really still in the dark and try our hardest to dissapear when eventualy the copper gives up n goes home
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