Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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undercover.cue my dad and his mate both coppers in my local town in plain clothes, being coppers and doing nothing really. this one scruffy guy coems upto them n says " oi u wann buy some DVDs"
my dad enquires "what u got" before the guy shows a supermarket bag continign about 8 brand new DVDs
so my dad asks "how much then?"
the bloke thinkin on the spot says "i dunno 2 quid each??"
my dad comes back with " 2 pounds thats really cheap, how come??"
sensing a sale the guy says plain as anything " their nocked off mate i need some cash for my next fix"
"were both polcie officers, your under arrest"
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 23:34, Reply)
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