Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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similar storydad and mum again both coppers in my local town jsut down dpoing some shopping when a gy coems running out a phone shop fast as ligthnign followed by a man in suit shouting "STOP HIM" straight inot my dad who rugby takles him. arested. turns out the guy had nicked the phoen from the opwner of the shop jsut grabbed it out his hands from over the counter.
when m dad explained to the nobrainer he was a cop he sed
"you think your fukin clever dont you"
"nah mate im obviously not as clever as you, ill admit."
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 23:41, Reply)
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