Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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not a run in with the lawbut my brother (14) repeatedly brings home cones, hub caps, signs and all sorts for me (i have an interesting collection already growing in my room). my friends do it too. whats interesting about my brother is that he will walk 2 miles home from school with a three foot cone in his hands. and not even be noticed. wonderful.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 0:07, Reply)
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