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many moons ago, a mate of mine was arrested for not being dead. He had a bedsit, cunt of a landlord and friend with a bucket. The bucket was for smoking in pot in by the way, water, half bottle, you know the rest. Anywho, he changes rooms in the bedsit, someone moves out the opportunity for a better room was too much to ignore. The bucket stayed in the old room, friend moives out of bedsit a few weeks later without telling landlord. About a month after that, we get a phone call from friend who has just been let out after an afternoon being questioned. Apparently, them smell from the now putrid bucket resembled that of a dead man (or woman), the landlord got a whiff when letting new tenants in downstairs, went upstairs to see what the smell was and couldn't open the door. SO he called the police. They smashed down the door and found the bucket, the odd bong and pipe and big mess of rubbish that he left. The landlord wnated him prosecuted for damaging his property so the police found and arrested him. The police also took the bucket plus mankie water as evidence.
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 0:10, Reply)