Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Police line - do not crossI went to Uni in London and after some bomb scare I picked up a roll of Police tape that was lying around. Some time later on the way home from the Student Union me and my mate used it to close off about 7 roads and a hotel. Later that night I was picked up for nicking a bike wheel and thrown in a cell for a couple of hours. Its so annoying, they don't have a light switch so you can't turn the light off to get some sleep. Got a caution for the bike wheel theft, don't tell them about the police tape, cheers.
Ahab
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:49, Reply)
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