An inside stitch up.
Working in the IT dept in my local police force I have to keep myself out of trouble. A run in with the boys in uniform and I could end up out of a job.

Anyway last year I thought it would be a good/stupid/foolish idea to start seeing another girl, Anna, behind my girlfriend’s back. One thing lead to another, days turned into months and I was getting the best of both worlds.

Towards the start of last year, I was house sitting for my aunt. Nice pad, no rent.... result! Anyway, I thought I'd take Anna back to the new pad and show it off.

Whilst "showing it off" we heard a key in the door downstairs. Unknown to me, my girlfriend had got a key cut and thought she'd drop by to surprise me. Following the trail of clothes up the stairs you can picture the scene that followed. After managing to restrain her, she refused to leave the house without killing Anna on the way out – she’d already taken a kick at her. With no option left, I phoned the local police station.

They showed up and she left peacefully. An hour later her Dad turned up at the door and decided he was going to try and kick the door in to “have a chat” with me. Aye right! Another phonecall and another visit from the local area car followed. Due to the damage to the door I had, to take the next day off work to get it fixed.

The following day I arrived into work and walked into the office. Above my desk was an A1 printout of the entire incident report pinned to the wall beside my desk. The cop on the other end of the phone had recorded the incident as "CALLER CAUGHT IN BED WITH ANOTHER WOMAN BY HIS GIRLFRIEND" in nice large letters along the top of the report.

Needless to say I became a legend to half the office and despised by the other half. I'll let you determine what half was female.
(StevieMcK, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 12:33, Reply)