Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Yeah right3 of us there was, in Northampton, about 14 we were on the school roof at like 8 at night fine tuning our climbing skills. Martin green, Justin White and me......so some old fart rings the police and we get told to "get down" Copper asks martin his name and address...
." Martin Green Sir......"
his eye's suggest a fib
"where do you live boy?"
"Orchard green sir"
looks wound up......!
"what about you son?" and turns to Justin....
"Justin white sir"
Now he's pissed
"O really you must think Im bloody daft"
so he looks at me and Im shitting it and with my head held low proceed to tell him my true name....just like both my mates had
"Hillard Pokrzywnicki sir"
and with that we were all told to get in the back of the car for bullshitting and took home
We wernt even that clever to have made names up thats the worst bit.....Never had to take us home though did he really.....My mum to this day when I see her looks at me as if Im Charlie Manson I swear!!!!
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 13:00, Reply)
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