Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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more helicopter larksa few friends were on the local "green" one saturday afternoon in the summer a few years back, not being the best area and being next to the ring road there were regularly police cars driving through, sometimes accompanied by the force helicopter. we'd had a few bottles of white lightning between us (we were 15 ok?) and i suggested that it'd be funny to send a message to the helicopter... so we all lay out on the grass in the shape of the letters F U C K Y O U ! (we even used a small child and a football as the exclamation mark). about 20 seconds later one of the cars started coming our way so we got up and scarpered...
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 13:38, Reply)
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