Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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young, and stoned....a group of us about 15-16 years old where hanging about in the local multi-storey carpark smoking weed and trying to avoid the rain. We had been there most of the evening and where just finishing the last of the weed in a joint.
All of a sudden a copper bursts through the door from the stairwell - thinking he's about to bust us big time. The toker calmly flicked the spliff butt over the wall, leaving us with no evidence whatsoever.
This copper is pissed off, really mad and starts shouting at us and asking what we where doing. Being very stoned and knowing that he couldn't do anything we just all giggled and laughed at the copper who became increasingly angry with us.
All the way through he would shout "STOP SMIRKING AT ME BOYS", and other stupid stuff like "I CAN TAKE YOU TO THE STATION FOR SMIRKING". Obviously this isn't a good thing to be shouting to teenage stoners, as we ended up just pissing ourselves in hysterics at the stupid copper.
One pocket search each later, lots of tears on our cheeks and an extremely irrate policeman he left us still crying in laughter - and most definatley smirking !
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 14:22, Reply)
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