Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Not big, not clever....not too funny eitherI was tipsy (ahem) and out of fags so i decided to drive to the local 24 hour garage.
Taking great care to follow the rules of the road and observing all around me i saw a cop car and decided to slow down...to about 5 mph.
Fortunately, the bizzy didn't notice me and i got my cigarettes in peace.
BTW, absolutely atrociuos behaviour and if i had have been arrested i would have deserved it, but these things are sent for us to learn from. That's my excuse anyway...
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 16:01, Reply)
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