Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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not me, but a friend from school..Used to like BB guns...he decided he would go with his friends like every other day to the park and mess around with there guns..
he went...no one was there...he went home..
he was up in his room and looked out his window and saw about 15 armed policemen walking around, he took some photos! and watched them move around.
about 10 mintues later 5 of them broke down his door,held automatic weapons towards his family, thats right someone saw him and phoned the police and viola,
the funny thing was - the paper got the hold of the story he was in the sun, the mirrior etc - one of the papers took a photo of him with his gun, in a James Bond pose...(gun to the side of the head, look stright into the camera etc)
he wasn't the most popular kid in school..and his last 2 years was hell..we ripped him hard...hard i say!
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 16:18, Reply)
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