On a bus at night time...
with my chum, who is ever so slightly mad. bus stops as usual, but it sounds like quite a few people get on, making rather a lot of noise...
sounds like they are coming upstairs (where we were sat) and out pop a lovely and rather rat arsed posse of rudeboys.
now, it turns out that these rudeboys know my friend quite well. one in particular knows him very well - my friend battered his little brother into unconsciousness whilst 'under the influence' my friend although mad, is not totally stupid, and noes not provoke the posse as there are around 9 of them, so we wait for them to get off. they dont. i listen to what they are talkin about (underneath the drunken banter)and they are planning to 'cap' us, i quickly tell this to my friend, and for the first time i see panic in his mad eyes...
then, the leader of the posse gets up staggers to look at us, and says something like
"'ere, i know you, you fooked up ma bro! rite thats it, you is gonna get battered, rite 'ere rite now!" and then takes a fighting stance. whilst this been going on i seem to read my friends mind and ring the police behind the seat (townies to drunk to notice what i was doing)
my friend proceeded to stall the rudeboys till the cops show up they powerslide infront of the bus, force entry, leg it up the stairs, and nick all of the townies for underage drinking, another cop hit the leader over the head with his truncheon cos he was about to leap on my friend, t'was funny indeed. it was pretty pant wetting at the time, but we laughed afterwards.
sorry bout the rant, just reliving memories.
(NeZ, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 21:45, Reply)