Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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I don't know why it didn't end with a police chase...On the way back from a heavy night of drinking we got stopped at an alcohol checkpoint set up by the police. I was driving sober, but the 4 other people with me were blasted out of their minds.
Since it was the middle of the winter and the car was small, the cop must have gotten a huge whiff of alcohol as I rolled down my window. He asked me a few standard questions and could tell that I was obviously not drunk despite the little clouds of 101 proof coming from the car.
He finished his questioning and said "Drive safely". Having heard "Have a good night", I drove off yelling "You too, officer!".
My friends couldn't stop laughing, drunk as they were.
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Grampa, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 22:40,
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