Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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during arather long session of drinking to celebrate finishing a levels, a shortage of skins made a trip to the local garage neeeded. No one had coats, so i leant them my dads bright orange waterproof chemical jackets. on the walk to the garage, someone decided it would be a funny idea to start redirecting traffic (this was at 12 am so the roads were pretty empty). Yet we managed to get two cars to pull over and turn down other roads. We were doing rather well until the third car was full of rozzers. GIving chase over the local feild, they never managed to find three blokes in luminous orange jackets. The jackets now have a joseph dreamcoat status.
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