Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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any rocky horror buffs out there?my best friend and i were driving home from seeing the rocky horror picture show in a neighboring city. we were all amped, driving way too fast on the freeway (about 90 mph), and blasting music. out of nowhere comes an SUV with sirens. tom and i exchanged a paniced glance before pulling over. what would this most-likely conservative cop think of us? two teenagers, tom dressed in full drag and me in an obscenely short maid's outfit. the cop gave us a few quizzical glances, leaned over and said "my son went to rocky horror tonight, too. go home, kids"
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 5:01, Reply)
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