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'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'

(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Murderer...moi ????
Set wayback machine to around 1983.

There I was, working my way thru yooniversity, living at home (cheapskate) and with a part-time job at a hotel. Cushy life....except, there was a murder. A taxi driver picked up a customer, and was found throat-slashed in a quiet lane.

And the police questioned me ! God knows why.

It was only the hotel I worked at.
The lane was only half a mile from my home.
My parents were abroad for the week in question.
I hadn't even been working at the hotel that night, although I had walked up to the hotel (only 3 miles)to collect my wages, around the time that the taxi picked up the fare.
I'd spent the rest of the night at home, alone.
Someone roughly fitting my description, was served at a chip-shop on the hotel-home route, with allegedly blood-stained clothes.
I did have a deep gouge out of my arm (ran into some barbed wire).

Police took a blood sample, and I never heard from them again.

The Murderer ? They never caught m..him.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 9:52, Reply)

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