Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Tok tokkieIn South Africa us kids used to have a fun little game call tok-tokkie. Basically this just means we run around a neighbourhood either throwing stones/bricks/tyres onto peoples roofs, or knocking on the doors and then running away. Not much else to do there...
Well, this one night my mate and meself being all of 15, were throwing bricks onto this one chaps house. All of a sudden this guy come out his house bearing a shotgun, and starts taking potshots at us. Totally freaked out, we just ran, and said we would meet up back at my mates place. Needless to say I got lost as fuck, and was so paranoid cos the coppers were driving about and I thought they were looking for me...I ended up hiding inside a large stinky sewer for 4 hours. Finally when I found my way back to my mates place, he was just chilled out watching telly and asks "where you been? and what the fuck is that smell?". Bastard.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:48, Reply)
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