Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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at the metalhammer awardslast year, someone gave me some mushrooms. That was fine, but then suddenly they disapeered and i was surruonded by that mortiss fella and marliyn mansons band in full glory, the dancefloor was hardcore slayer and I couldn't keep my shoes on. Luckily enough i met a blind man that knew what was going on and after guiding him around the venue incase these vampire bodyguards got him. Too scared to ask the bar for drinks i just danced the night away.
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