Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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rugbyi got arrested a couple of years ago for rugby tackling a traffic bollard on exter high street.
it wouldn't have been so bad if i hadn't been pissed and sing 'dayo' at the top of my voice.
also, if i hadn't so blatntly done it right in front of PC Bingham I might have been OK.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 15:15, Reply)
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