Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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One fireworks nightme and a chum had some fireworks and went to the pub. We were steadily getting drunk and chatting to the barmaids and eventually asked them if they wanted to come to the park after closing and let off some fireworks. Surprisingly they said yes. So we got some takeouts and went to the park and sat waiting for them. We were waiting in the park for a very long time and getting more and more drunk. We eventually decided that they weren't going to come so I went for a piss I needed behind a bush. Obviously that's when they arrived, with me facing them obviously. Anyway, this is all a bit beside the point. The point was, we let off the first firework and then suddenly a policeman appeared and said "You know you're breaking the law here don't you". So we stopped and went home. Without the sexy barmaids. To this day I still don't know what was against the law; whether it was letting off the fireworks, being in the park after dark or managing to convince the barmaids to come out with us after closing!
Obviously I've got the same tales of drunken disorderly and that everyone else has got but this one made me laugh.
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christhebarker, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 17:44,
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