Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
I ain't got one, my relationships have all ended amicably or boringly. Because I'm an adult and not a drama-generating gaylord.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:47,
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Spoken like a true flouncy queen.
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McChinaman banned, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:56,
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YOU DON'T KNOW ME
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:06,
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flouncy queen internet virgin.
Hmm? Why, yes, I do live in a glass house.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:24,
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I thought there was one that involved you headbutting someone off here?
Tell that one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:58,
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That's not a breakup story, unless you count S*xFace's nose and the rest of his face.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 16:18,
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