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Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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I went out with an artist for three years and thought he loved me. Then one day I get the phone call to say he'd gotten engaged to his other girlfriend, (she was tall, blonde, willowy and very talented...I'm short, dumpy, and "beautiful on the inside", no surprises but it doesn't make it any easier) and he wanted me to know as I was such a good friend... Fucking cried for days.

She later broke up with him and gave the ring back, and the prick then has the nerve to tell me that in the same breath as asking me to be his girlfriend again.

Er, no. Swivel hard and fast, dear boy.

Happily, I'm now with my soulmate, so the cnut did me a favour in dumping me. :)
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:23, 12 replies)
It's incredible how many "soul mates" one can find
That's not pissing on you and the person you've found... but let's not run ahead into eternity - if you believe in all that jazz.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 0:30, closed)
You were totally weekend pussy and taken for a ride.
Sorry to have to break this to you.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 0:35, closed)
I know. Kicked myself for it thoroughly afterwards.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 0:03, closed)
You can say 'cunt' on here, but NOT 'Scaryduck is a kiddy fiddler'.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 0:38, closed)
I thought it was ok to mention that scaryduck is a kiddy fiddler provided you know it to be true?

(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:50, closed)
Haha, you probably caught something off him, you mug.

(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:24, closed)
I think that was an episode of Girls, wasn't it?

You are Lena Dunham IACMFP
(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:11, closed)
I have never seen that show, but everything I have ever read about it suggests that it is likely to be fucking terrible.
and the fact that that you now about it suggests that you're some kind of homosexualist Jezebel reading hipster cunt.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:38, closed)
I like the way you put "beautiful on the inside" in inverted commas.
It's like even you don't believe it.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:20, closed)

"I thought he loved me"
"his other girlfriend"
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