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Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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*really slow hand clap*

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:34, 1 reply)
wait, i get it now
who is this aimed at?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:45, closed)
or did you actually do that?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:45, closed)

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(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:54, closed)
you didn't actually answer my question
still not following you here
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:56, closed)
I've no idea either but this post makes him either a massive cunt or a massive internet bully cunt.
Either way I'm appalled.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:14, closed)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:19, closed)
awesome!

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:22, closed)
not getting the joke here
you're going to have to spell it out
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:36, closed)
My mum spent TWO WHOLE HOURS travelling to the hospital and everything!
So unreasonable!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:12, closed)
My best guess is it's about someone from 'ere.
But I too have no idea who it is.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:58, closed)
It's about me.
Poor old Emvee here is still smarting from the lighthearted teasing I've given him over the years, and I think all this is his way of coping, bless him. It's a shame that he hasn't found a way to make it funny, because I genuinely don't mind at all....but he looks to me like he's coming across like a spiteful little queer.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 17:22, closed)
To be fair
I don't think it's possible to make this story funny. Not laugh out loud funny, anyway.

Do you not have any light hearted/jovial tales you could tell him?
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 18:11, closed)
I have loads, but the oaf has me on ignore so I can't pass them on

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 18:23, closed)
This would be a much better place
If everyone would stop ignoring everyone else.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 18:26, closed)
you are so right

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:01, closed)
He's not done this very well, if you've had to come here and explain what the fuck he was attempting.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 18:29, closed)

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