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Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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She had bought some horrible reptile pet that I was feigning an interest in. The pet was on the floor at the side of the bed. I was knelt down by its enclosure. She was laid on the bed, on her side, with her head resting on her hand so she could see.
And then without so much as a flinch, she raised her leg and let out a massive fart.
From that point I was calculating the most efficient way to get the fuck out of there.
This story is 100% true.
Length? About 3 seconds, and then a quick one at the end.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:15, 20 replies)
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Never heard her fart. Mind you I never saw her eat either, so one probably led to the other.
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( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:49, closed)
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Why do so few folk on here understand what a story is? Education education education.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:13, closed)
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1. An account or recital of an event or a series of events, either true or fictitious, as:
a. An account or report regarding the facts of an event or group of events: The witness changed her story under questioning.
b. An anecdote: came back from the trip with some good stories.
c. A lie: told us a story about the dog eating the cookies.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:02, closed)
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Not a story. Not a remark. Barely a fucking sentence.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:20, closed)
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Dear god, if my Mrs ever farted near me I would instantly turn gay with disgust.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:05, closed)
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it's not like she held you down and farted in your face. She passed some gas for fuck sake. MTFU. Headline GIRLS FART TOO
Mrs Duck has farted in bed and held my head under the duvet, now that's classy
( , Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:17, closed)
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my missus couldn't hold me down without a nail gun and winch straps
( , Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:35, closed)
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but it was more duvet moving than stuffing my head under
as I said classy :D
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