Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
'He just thought it was time he was with someone more...BLONDE'
Yeah, right it's not about you, gingertits.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:05,
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From a medical man, I expected MOAR ACCURACY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:12,
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Are you suggesting Swipe has hairy nips?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:36,
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Are you even remotely entertaining the idea that she doesn't?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:39,
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Like an orangutan who's spent the morning in the salon
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:44,
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Typing that story must really feel worth the effort with this kind of response.
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McChinaman banned, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:17,
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Meh, they need SOMETHING to wank over
Might as well be knotted hairy orangutan breasts
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:39,
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+ ginger
Twice as bad.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:41,
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