
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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B3ta is an irrelevant website.
Nobody here would be arsed to actually fuck you over IRL.
It doesn't matter if people know your real name as they have better things to do with their time.
My real name is Andy Wain and I live in Cardiff. Let's see how fucked over I get.
( , Sun 15 Sep 2013, 23:39, 2 replies)

You'd best get here before it dries out.
( , Mon 16 Sep 2013, 1:43, closed)

Happy to gaz you my skype name if you want a chat.
You know - since you're ready to go and all.
( , Mon 16 Sep 2013, 2:41, closed)

But I don't want to “cyber” with an Australian, the accent would put me off my stroke.
( , Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:39, closed)

My name is Andy too but i live in Sheffield. Is it true that you can get excellent massive drugs in Cardiff?
p.s Schwafega takes longer to dry and adds a pleasing element of friction to proceedings
( , Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:04, closed)

This is the most sinister invasion of the Andies since the days of Pizarro.
( , Tue 17 Sep 2013, 18:34, closed)

I went to Sheffield once. I saw Ultraviolence at Corporation. That's the extent of my Sheffield-knowledge.
( , Tue 17 Sep 2013, 18:55, closed)

you're already as fucked over as is humanly possible.
( , Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:23, closed)
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