Break Up Via Text
YaWhat?'s post below made me think about text break ups:

A friend of mine was telling me about how he was at his own birthday dinner with his parents and his girlfriend, when she dumped him via text, sat across the table from him, written on her phone held under the table.

Classy lady!

How he didn't kick off is beyond me, I'd have shamed her right there and made her walk home...
(Mr_Lew, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:31, 10 replies)

Sounds like he was a spineless doormat to me.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:40, closed)

YEAH AND THEN TAKEN A SHIT ON HER DRIVEWAY

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 7:46, closed)

Firm but fair.
(Mr_Lew, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 21:50, closed)

"shame her"?
Brand a letter into her forehead, that'd learn her.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 8:57, closed)

It's the only language they understand.

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:32, closed)

Bum her at the stake!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:26, closed)

hahaha - or 'steak' seeing as they were in a restaurant geddit? steak!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahah!!!! they sound the same!!!!!! STEAK!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:15, closed)

I was going to make that joke,
but didn't want to go to the effort of explaining it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:32, closed)

I meant it in more of a
"Hey Mum and Dad look at what this callous cow has just done, I'm going to make her pay for herself and she can get the bus home on her todd", not a sharia stoning type of shaming thing
(Mr_Lew, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 21:50, closed)

Yeah, I know.
"Shaming" just put me in mind of something more severe.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:33, closed)