Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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My right hand caught me cheating with my left handWorse, it had a rubber glove on at the time, and was covered in taramasalata.
Now THAT was a messy break-up.
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Oh, I really don't know and I really don't care.There's no shame :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:05,
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I have no sense of shame. That way, my other senses are enhanced.(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:51, closed)
I couldn't wank with a spider on my hand.(
Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:18,
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Webs all down your urethra, flies all encased in your pubes, you fucking love it.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:37,
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Does spiderman jizz webs?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:45,
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Best. Marvel. Ever.(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:50, closed)
Really? That's the best you can do?I have a feeling I know who came out more pathetic in this one...
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It needed to be said.DON'T YOU JUDGE ME! You're not even my real dad.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:26,
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