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Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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I don't know if they split up, but
I had neighbours who would have blazing rows about 5 times a week. The day I finally walked out on my now-ex wife, as I closed the door, they were at it again. I walked away to the sound of "her upstairs" smashing crockery and screaming "your cock /disgusts/ me!"
(m.auron, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 19:42, 7 replies)
Your story is 'my neighbours shout'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:07, closed)
I think it's 'my neighbours had better makeup sex than me and my wife did.'

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:13, closed)
Disgust me with your cock! Oh yeah! Disgust me! DISGUST ME!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:16, closed)
Sell me a paper!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:50, closed)
Shit your leg off!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:05, closed)
How did she pronounce the /'s?
An explanation is demanded.
(squigbobble existed, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:19, closed)
"slash", I reckon.
Your cock slash disgusts, slash me!

comma added for "comedic" effect

*may not actually be comedic
(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:59, closed)

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