y'know when you hold a woman's breast,
and it's like... it's like a bag... of sand?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:01, 4 replies)

Wait ... you ...
Hey! Are you ...

You're a virgin, aren't you?!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:04, closed)

Got to be
I also hear that putting your man bits in an apple pie is like shagging a real life lady ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:17, closed)

apparently chopped liver is better.
i said apparently.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 6 May 2010, 15:12, closed)

Or an old woolen sock
full of cottage cheese? I hate that.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:17, closed)