Dear B3ta,
I never thought your stories were true, until the other day when something amazing happened.

I am a real woman - I'm 23 with dark brown hair, and my friends tell me that I am very pretty and slim, with nice breasts. The other day when I was out shopping, I got into the elevator in Fortnum & Mason, and was going to the top floor.

The lift attendant was a boy of about my age, and he was really good-looking.

Suddenly the lift stopped between floors, and

(£10 for the rest. Gaz me for my for Paypal details)
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:20, 5 replies)

can I finish it myself?
the doors opened. What should have been a blank wall was instead a swirling vortex, a maelstrom of energy uninhibited by form; hypontic patterns swirled to the surface - beautiful, beguiling - before winking out in a flash of brilliance, only to be replaced by another, and another, each more wonderful than the last. Though I made no conscious movement, my legs propelled me forward; like a sailor drawn to a siren, I was ensnared.

The first touch as my arm rose unbidden was electrifying; a earth-shattering jolt of pain and pleasure by equal part. Corruscating motes of light danced down my wrist, down my arm - and with a wrench, I was pulled bodily through the portal, into the void beyond.

Oddly enough, it led to Tescos. I bought my milk, crumpets, and went home for my tea. I heard sometime later that the lad from the lift had been rescued by firemen, which was nice, really. Took them a couple of hours, but hey, that's budget cuts for you.

The end.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:30, closed)

Hot Stuff
That was a killer wank, i'm drained.
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:40, closed)

Hahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:40, closed)

my mom got scared, and said
"You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 6 May 2010, 16:40, closed)

Internet prostitution.........
Classy!
( user_names_suck, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:27, closed)