Forgive me if I'm being a little too graphic, but...

PHWOOOOAR.

If you need me, I'll be awaiting a prompt *spang*ing...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:30, 9 replies)

Let me be the first.
*spang*
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:30, closed)

I like this too much to spang you... He looks like he's trying to do birdie jazz hands while saying "boobies!" or is that just me?
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:37, closed)

That, dear boy, is the bird's mating dance

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:57, closed)

But does he look like he's trying to do jazz hands or not?

(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:00, closed)

He does. He does indeed.
Blue jazz feet.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:13, closed)

But it's only one!
you need two to have boobies!
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Thu 6 May 2010, 14:39, closed)

(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:48, closed)

I like boobies.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:05, closed)

He's lovely.
I want one of those in my house to wake me up in the morning by dancing, instead of the poxy beeping alarm clock.
(Trauma, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:59, closed)