Unexpected pillows
I was about 15/16, and a friend was flat-sitting for his older sister just down the road from me. So I was there hanging out on the last day of the flat-sit, when friend's mother turns up to do some cleaning.

She was very mumsy, very plain, and you wouldn't look twice at her. And, indeed, nor would I have before that day. You see, as she was cleaning the hoover broke, and she leant down to fix it right in front of me. As it transpired, she was wearing a very loose, open top, and she was not wearing a bra. It also transpired that this plain, mumsy woman had one of the most magnificent pair of ladylumps I have ever seen in the flesh.

This caused a slight problem for me. I must have seemed very lazy, unwilling to help out and unwilling to even stand up from the chair, while she was cleaning around me.

I spent many months after that making excuses to visit friend's house, as I came to learn she almost never wore a bra, and in the summer, her clothes were looser than Jordan's fanny. Ah, adolescent memories...
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:27, 2 replies)

Click for the jordans fanny bit
oh and for being a perv
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:42, closed)

Click for
adolescent mammories.


Oh, I see what happened there.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:02, closed)