Nice try, didn't work
Try fruity alcoholic drinks and a camera
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:09, 1 reply)

im afraid you'd still need bras... it'd be no fun wandering round with them bouncing everywhere
(ladyintheradiator, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:18, closed)

Not for you maybe...

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:05, closed)

Not for you either...
Saggy National Geographic boobies.
(russet_gusset up the reds, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:21, closed)