Perfect comeback:
Someone tells you that you have no breasts.
Look at him condescendingly.
You say: "Neither do you"

He says: "But I'm a boy!"

You say: (sounding very surprised) "You ARE???"

Gets them every time.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Thu 6 May 2010, 22:56, 1 reply)

'You ever been mistaken for a man?'
'No. Have you?'
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 7 May 2010, 7:52, closed)