Marginally related
I just looked in on CNN.com before I go to bed and saw the following headline:

Bono gets legal name, gender change

Holy shit! That insufferable cunt is about to get one as well as being one? His shriveled manhood is getting chopped off? He's gonna get tits and everything? COOL!

Then I clicked the link. They're referring to Sonny & Cher's child. The disappointment was crushing.

Fucksocks.
( Wanderer, Fri 7 May 2010, 3:13, 3 replies)

Thank you.
Genius, *click*
( DeadEyeDick, Fri 7 May 2010, 8:17, closed)

I didn't
realise bongo was even human
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 7 May 2010, 8:37, closed)

A better headline would have been
Bone? No!
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:54, closed)