Unless of course she had
salt shakers attached to them and then it would be quite practical...
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:05, 2 replies)

I just showed this to Mr Innogen
He shares your bewilderment that this isn't an aid to practical tasks. He really thinks it ought to be.

You get a click for making me laugh like a drain.
(Innogen, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:14, closed)

We should
all get together and pitch our idea on dragons den ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:59, closed)

Surely
1 salt and 1 pepper... Balance your flavours.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:21, closed)