Follicle of Shame
Lying beside a woman I had quite recently met (reference that godawful Craig David song if you want a rough idea of the relationship's pattern and duration), I was lazily toying with one of her breasts - I forget which - when my wandering fingers encountered a stray head-hair.

I pulled at it and it uncoiled to an impressive length before suddenly refusing to budge. I tugged at it and tugged again. Strange. Suddenly it dawned on me: "Oh my holy Christ - that's no head-hair!" It was in fact attached to a small mole on the outer orbit of one of her aureole.

TOTAL passion killer. How could she not have known it was there? Why hadn't she removed it or at the very least cut it down to a minimal length? WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING?! Alas these were questions I lacked the courage to put directly to her and instead I made my excuses and left.

Thing is, she was gorgeous and delightful. We missed out on something beautiful and all because she insisted on cultivating a solitary booby hair.

Assuming she's left it untrimmed it's probably long enough now for her to bind the loose-end around her clitoris and bring herself to orgasm by gently massaging her tit... Hmmm, perhaps I should have stayed with her after all!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:22, 11 replies)

Women are not totally hairless
Get over it.

The only humans that are naturally without significant body hair are prepubescent children. Who's kinky now?
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:30, closed)

What a lucky escape
she had there!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:41, closed)

if it bothered you that much....
why didn't you just pull it out or trim it a little for her??? you could have took a pair of tweezers to it, dragged it out from the base and taken the whole hair out - then it wouldn't be back for AGES!

you'd have had months of bald boob pleasure!
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:50, closed)

Yeah agreed
A bit shallow dude
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:55, closed)

Sorry guys...
it may be shallow but it's natural. Panicky freak-out = flood of cortisol and adrenaline = not conducive to sexiness. Now, if I'd been with her for a year and truly come to know and cherish her then It'd have been water off a duck's back.

Perhaps none of you are Craig David fans? Me neither. But the song's about a girl he meets on Monday and is banging by the weekend. Likewise, this was barely more than a one-night stand.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:13, closed)

O.K fair dues
But i'm sure Craiiiig Daaaavid, would have sucked on that nip hair like it was his last meal of spag bol on death row ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:16, closed)

Too true!
That Craig David is one crazy brutha once he's got his freak on!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:47, closed)

Thats what I heard
But why he has to wear that stupid mask is anyones guess!?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:00, closed)

It's no different than not liking certain types of food
if you dont like it then there's no point trying to make yourself like it, it'll just piss you off even more.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:45, closed)

try
going down on her and finding a few dried up bits of loo roll, *then* tell me you have problems ...
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:05, closed)

I hope it was just loo roll and not a cultivation of some sort *wretches*

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:02, closed)