Me looking 'great' is a physical impossibility...

Consider I have a face like a bag of smashed crabs.

But I'm slimmer...there's no getting round that.

I'm now 12 1/2 stone...but I'm going to keep going until the world cup...then I'm going to go on a month-long-gut-busting-beer-and-fodder frenzy that will have my sofa struggling to cope with the immense-ness of it all.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 7 May 2010, 13:09, 1 reply)

There is upcoming Blousey bashage you know.
All the best internet people will be there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 13:14, closed)

Lorks! - I'd better rattle Captain Placid's cage...

And see if he's about...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 7 May 2010, 13:16, closed)

I told him too.
Get your slimline arse up here and make my year.
( girlinthehole, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:20, closed)