Breasts as a religious experience
I am a staunch atheist. But my sister-in-laws titanic teutonic tits are the closest thing I've ever, er, taken a sidelong glance at, to provide proof not just that God exists, but that he is a loving and benevolent entity.
(TommyShanks, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:01, 5 replies)

I could never...
...get the horn over anyone my brother was boffing. Well, he's married now so I guess it's a moot point. BUT those divinely inspired funbags you've been ogling have been spattered with your brother's semen over and over again. Isn't it all a bit creepy and incestuous?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:26, closed)

Only if you watch

(Smale is stuffed, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:31, closed)

But what if she hasn't had time to shower
and there are millions of dead and dying sperm all over her tits, like pilot whales on a New Zealand beach?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:43, closed)

apt allusion
made be puke a bit in my mouth though.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:51, closed)

And proof of the devil's existence
in his taunting you by you having married the wrong sister / let her marry your brother (delete as appropriate)
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 8 May 2010, 12:29, closed)