Chicken fillets
Is it just me, or are those INCREASE YOUR BUST SIZE bras, that have the squishy airgel or whatever in them, really odd? And also, what if you're getting down to it with a new man, he starts undressing you, the bra comes off... suddenly you're down from a D cup to a B cup...

Obviously a decent man would just be pleased that you were naked, but false advertising, y'know?

Sometimes I do like to squeeze the gel bits in lingerie stores, just to compare them to the feel of actual flesh. What's inside the gel pads? What happens if one of them pops? O_o
( cakelady, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:56, 10 replies)

The world ends

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:57, closed)

That's what I suspected...

( cakelady, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:59, closed)

Actually,
a decent man would wait until he was firmly ensconced in the bonds of matrimony, then yada yada
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 May 2010, 17:14, closed)

I would call that a surprise bonus
rather than false advertising.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 7 May 2010, 17:20, closed)

^^^ This
I know plenty of girls with truly amazing boobs who have told me that they have hated them for years because they're not big enough.

Many of us actually do like smaller ones, you know.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 7 May 2010, 17:48, closed)

I agree
Tits are tits.
( The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Fri 7 May 2010, 18:47, closed)

:)

( cakelady, Sat 8 May 2010, 16:51, closed)

watch mythbusters
they did a plane de-pressurisation test on them - they get MASSIVE first
( SiX and his hat, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:03, closed)

i remember that
they popped very nicely
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:44, closed)

One would hope...
...that by the time a new bloke had got to see your boobs in all their glory, he'd be too captivated by your sparkling personality and entranced from time spent in your dazzling company to feel betrayed by breast-based lying.
(Trauma, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:21, closed)