You know those soft plastic packets of fresh mozzarella that you can buy in supermarkets?
The ones that have a cricket ball-sized ball of mozzarella swimming about in water?

Well i like to grope them. They are quite breast-like. Admittedly they are usually cold as they have been in the fridge section. I suppose they are more dead-breast-like if i am being honest.

If you don't grope them for so long that the mozzarella balls break up, you can put them back on the shelf and no-one would know.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 7 May 2010, 17:13, 3 replies)

Oh heavens, please stay away from the cadaver lab, Bela

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 May 2010, 17:15, closed)

In all honesty
I have indulged a number of less than respectable fantasies using online porn.

But necrophilia has never really appealed.

I suppose it must be the cheese thing, rather than the dead thing. I am not aware that cheese-related porn is commonly available though. Perhaps it shoud be.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 7 May 2010, 17:18, closed)

Well
there is smegma porn.

But I doubt you meant that.

*bokes*
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Fri 7 May 2010, 23:26, closed)