Either you're all pretending you date Keeley out of The Sun... Or you're all married to fat birds.
Given some of the number/letter combos you're all happy to spout out this week.
It's also been a cracking opportunity this week for the big birds to pretend they fancy other birds.

I declare this week's question a win for lying, fatties and attention seekers.
The QOTW Trinity.


Then I knocked out Mr T.. etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 8 May 2010, 2:15, 16 replies)

Anything over DD = Fat bird?

( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 2:30, closed)

What are the odds, come on..
Added to nature's ratio of DD+ chest to KFC stomach and the odds are in my favour.

Then you add the fact this is the internet.
Throw a stone you'll hit a fatty.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 8 May 2010, 2:59, closed)

I see...
But someone like Keeley out of the Sun would be statistical anomaly?!?

By jove I think he has the answer!
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 3:11, closed)

Exactly.
Another winner by JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 8 May 2010, 3:37, closed)

Arrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh
You and all the bra manufacturers in the world!!! G cup breasts? You must be fat! Back size 34? Size 12? Nah, come off it, you're having a laugh love! It makes me sad.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sat 8 May 2010, 11:45, closed)

To be fair
JMG's grip on reality is tenuous at best, what with all the Mr T fantasising and that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 8 May 2010, 15:26, closed)

It's QOTW..
Fitting in.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 8 May 2010, 15:42, closed)

So what you're saying is
that you have never, in fact, beaten up Mr T?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 8 May 2010, 17:50, closed)

Or maybe
it's that you have limited experience with what's actually out there. Or that your usual companions are fat munters and scrawny mingers.
( Wanderer, Sat 8 May 2010, 12:25, closed)

he's a Geordie
so all of the above.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Sat 8 May 2010, 14:06, closed)

Again. What are the odds...
Why does it always turn in to a bunch of nobodies attempting to drown me out in case internet girls are looking?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 8 May 2010, 15:41, closed)

I don't care
about internet girls you fool, I'm dating Keeley out of The Sun.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Sat 8 May 2010, 15:43, closed)

Lying on the internet.
The stock QOTW response.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 8 May 2010, 15:47, closed)

the other stock response
is telling other people they're lying, of course.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Sat 8 May 2010, 18:53, closed)

Who's drowning you out?
You expressed an opinion. I gave a speculation.

I really don't know what it's like where you are, but around here it's not uncommon to see slender girls with big boobs. If the big boobed women in your area are all fat... well, sucks to be you, I guess.

Incidentally, a 42DD pair is not the same size as a 32DD pair. Just FYI.
( Wanderer, Sat 8 May 2010, 16:54, closed)

Also, if you're wearing a bra that fits, they don't actually look massive normally.
So when stock bravissimo model says "I'm a 30GG" they probably *do* look fat in a 34DD, but wearing the thing that works they look well, normal. That's the whole point of wearing stuff that fits. ^_^ People fit in lots of different sizes of clothing, it's just through decades of "off the peg" stuff (rather than just making our own clothes like we did before) we've convinced ourselves we're always a size 8-30 uniformly with a 30AA-44D as that is what you could get. In reality we vary oh so much more in the details.

Also, the relationship between size and actual garment measurement is a bit weird with bras: it's quite common to vary sizes between brands and styles of bra.

I do wish people would stop with the "I'm a F cup me" bragging though: it helps perpetuate all this confusion.

Edit: I also dislike the fatty hating, but I know that's more about the Honda Accords than the actual hate.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:11, closed)