First grope...
...as a 1st yr Secondary Modern School pupil in the woodwork class, defenceless girl named Collette sharing my bench, over-developed breasts spilling out of her bra, jiggling cleavage in a tight white 'Simon' shirt, I couldn't help myself to a sly double handful from behind, as she struggled with the tenon saw...

Priceless
(minky, Sat 8 May 2010, 10:29, 5 replies)

you were proabably too young to realise...
.... Painful experience has taught me, never, ever, piss of a woman holding anything which can be used as a weapon
(essexfriend, Sat 8 May 2010, 12:04, closed)

SEX OFFENDER!
Please proceed to your nearest police station and request to have your name added to the sex offenders register.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 8 May 2010, 12:23, closed)

Sexual assault.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 8 May 2010, 15:43, closed)

Tiny bit rapey, non?
(beaverwastemanagement a real company. I want to work for them!, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:05, closed)

give the guy a break
1st year means 11 - 12 years old,

secondary modern means it's sometime before the 1970's
(essexfriend, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:01, closed)