My friends' sister is a stripper...
...fanTAStic body, but not much bewbage to speak of. That doesn't stop her getting them out at almost every single party she goes to. Honestly, she'll just be sitting there, then whip her top off, and when all the guys start staring/drooling and the girls start giving her Looks, she'll do a faux-defensive "whaaat? They're only BREASTS" as if having them out is the most normal thing in the world.

Anyway - this one time her, me and a couple of friends are outside their house loading up the car. A group of 14 yr old boys walk past, and are obviously checking her out (great figure, remember). They ask some cheeky question, just to get her attention. She doesn't says nothing, but turns to face them, and lifts up her top to give them a full on view.

Reader, you have never seen a look of such universal joy, delight and suprise on the faces of a group of teenage boys as we did at that moment. You just KNOW that's going to be their fapping material for the next few months, and they're going to be telling ALL their friends.

She's clearly a bit mad, but you've got to admit; she knows what an audience wants, and is KIND and CONSIDERATE enough to indulge them. I think all women could learn a thing or two from that.
(nobuttocks last besmirched the internet on, Sat 8 May 2010, 15:26, 8 replies)

She also taught those boys that asking random women to get their tits out is perfectly acceptable.
Sounds like she has attention issues.

But, whatever - what's her number?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 8 May 2010, 15:36, closed)

The didn't ask her THAT.
They asked her where she was going, or if she wanted to hang out, or something. But she replied by getting them out.

If you're ever in Johannesburg, I'll let you know what club she's dancing at, though you'll need to be a sports-car driving rolex-wearer to get her attention, sadly.
(nobuttocks last besmirched the internet on, Sat 8 May 2010, 16:05, closed)

My best mate does exactly the same thing
he is currently serving 18 months in HMP Barlinnie for indecent exposure.

Sure that bunch of 14 year old girls loved his few seconds of al fresco anaconda action but their parents werent so keen.

One rule for the laydeeez and another for we respectable gentlemen.

Ho hum!
(OTT, Sat 8 May 2010, 16:05, closed)

I like this.
Well, I mean, I like your response. I'm not too keen on flashers...
( sanityclause is waiting until, Tue 11 May 2010, 17:22, closed)

*sounds the paedo alarm*

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sat 8 May 2010, 17:00, closed)

It's not peadophilia...
...when it's women and boys. It's practically a public service.
(nobuttocks last besmirched the internet on, Sat 8 May 2010, 17:21, closed)

Friend of mine used to flash hers at workmen from the train, which always used to go slowly along a bit of subsiding track
but reconsidered one day when the train stopped dead a few yards along. Oops.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 8 May 2010, 17:08, closed)

I'm not sure I consider
getting my tits out for strangers kind or considerate.

Am I doing something wrong?
( Bats, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:31, closed)